Funny Jokes & Humor

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Blonde Jokes

Category with of blonde jokes, dumb blonde jokes and blonde humor.

Clean Jokes

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Adult Jokes

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Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer jokes and lawyer humor. Please don't sue us if you are a lawer and get offended!! :))

Jewish Jokes

Jewish jokes and humor. We don't have anything against jewish or religion in general, but we think that with the necessary respect it's possible to have fun with some religious situations. Hope you will understand and enjoy.

Christian Jokes

Christian jokes and christian humorous stories. It's our intention to present these jokes in a respectful way, and never with the purpose of offence.

Hilarious Jokes

This section has non-classified hilarious jokes and humor. In other words, all jokes that doesn't fit in any of the above categories are placed here!

Featured Funny Jokes!

A blind guy on a bar stool

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Quite a Son-in-Law

A Jewish girl brings her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiancé to his study for schnapps.

"So what are your plans?" the father asks the fiancé.

"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.

"A Torah scholar," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancé.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the fiancé insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, "How did it go?" The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."

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